Thank you for your order. Your book(s) will be arriving in a few days.
When you get it, I recommend you read it right away. The world could end at any point, and the last thing I want is for you to have one more item left undone on your Bucket List. So seize the moment. And when you're done reading it, let me know what you think. About the book, that is. I don't have time right now to hear what you think about anything else. Sorry. It's nothing personal. I'm just kinda busy.
Matty Sullivan - firstname.lastname@example.org